Apologies for my hiatus, I have been busy attempting to look busy! It’s been a busy month, but I’m stopping being busy for one moment to create this and preach my gospel for the month of May.
This is a piece entitled ‘being this cute is a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it’. JUST KIDDING, I don’t need to create art in order to show how bloody cute I AM. This glorious piece is actually named ‘Branching Out’. Inspired by recent events in my personal and work life, I have created this to urge you all to go above and beyond, reach for the stars, grab a bull by the horns (then probs run for your life cos u will die xxx). And if death is the price you pay for pushing yourself then so be it cos you’d rather be dead and 50% interesting than be alive and wasting this sweet air by breathing it into your good for nothing lungs.
Don’t be that weird little squiggly thing that is so in right now (unfortunately I was unable to craft the trendiest of squiggles because I am surprisingly inept at inDesign). You are a gradient. Your whole body is a gradient. Put your hand to your face and tell me that they’re the same colour (which is really weird and annoying when you’re buying lipstick and you test it on your hand but it turns out it doesn’t even suit you because your face is like 5 shades darker (on a sunny day) and you can’t return which just proves lipstick should be free, who is with me?
Back to the topic at hand, branch out. Look at all the gradient boxes flying into thin air!! Look at how much of a laugh they’re having!!! Don’t you wish you could be a crazy, flying gradient box. Don’t you wish you could be an object of my creation? I AM VERY TALENTED YOU KNOW, CMON ADMIT IT. THESE GRADIENTS DON’T APPEAR ON YOUR TUMBLR FEED THROUGH THE PROCESS OF DIVINE INTERVENTION. If God was a real thing, s/he’d definitely take the form of a gradient on this Melly Loves Gradients Blog.